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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

8: a few I thought up at school yesterday

Sorry I have been gone for a bit. I have been feeling really depressed lately and was really busy. But here you go as promised:

I had a question on an exam I did not know the answer to for Political Science. It went "What are the five laws of the land?" I answered "Fire, Earth, Wind, Water, Heart! (This forms Captain Planet)". I got full credit for that answer.

Next girl friend I have, I want to measure my penis and keep a log of my erection size during every encounter. Then I could have data on the over all length of dick she has received. I could make graphs and stuff.

In my Philosophy class, we used Venn diagrams where the two outer circles were white and the inner conjunction was shaded. it reminded me of a white girl spreading ass.

Jewish/Christian/Mulsim creation myths are total crap. But they still make more sense than string theory.

6 comments:

  1. thanks for your insight on my blog... people are trying to be scandalous against Taylor :(

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  2. Full credit for the captain planet thing ? Man my teachers are not that cool.

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  3. In my Philosophy class, we used Venn diagrams where the two outer circles were white and the inner conjunction was shaded. it reminded me of a white girl spreading ass.

    ROFLOLMA

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  4. Next girl friend I have, I want to measure my penis and keep a log of my erection size during every encounter. Then I could have data on the over all length of dick she has received. I could make graphs and stuff.

    WHAT

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