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Today I saw a dog sniffing its own ass and then it farted. I felt obligated to pet it for being so awesome.

24

I am tempted to get a diamond genital piercing. I could say "Zip zip, bling bling". I am certain I would find that hilarious when wasted.

A question about writing

I have all these weird scenarios and characters in my head and I want to write them into novels and short stories, but I am not sure where to start. Do you guys have any advice?

23

Propositioning a female friend of mine: "I have inverted nipples. You have regular nipples. Lets put your nipples in my nipples and make children."

22

Sorry for abandoning this for a it. New Vegas came out, I got a DS and I had 3 midterms and two projects I had to do. Anyway, I said this in conversation to a friend without thinking:

'We should glue our foreskins together. Then I can be like "Sup, this is my twin brother Lance. We are from Siam"'

21

I am listening to folk metal while doing homework. System analysis has never felt so heroic.

20

Sorry I have been away for a while... I have been real busy with midterms and New Vegas.

Jahaha! I put a girl in the friend zone! Score one for gender equality!