I like to take myself on dates. That way I always get lucky.
My Dad is constantly shitting on everything I do or try to do and it really pisses me off. His parents talked him out of joining the marines almost thirty years ago and he is still butthurt about it to the point he thinks about it everyday. Yet, he is doing the same thing to me and constantly tells me I need to drop out of college and get a job as a prison guard just like him. He is just a guy who doesn't understand how valuable risks are to your long term goals and always does everything 'safe', ya know? He confined himself to a mediocre shit job for life, too afraid to piss anyone off (except me), totally self sacrificing in the worst way (always tries to impose shit on me and not just himself). You guys understand the type I am talking about and why its annoying, amirite?